Climbing --- 7/15/2018 - 8/7/2018 --- Switzerland, France

There is probably no pleasure equal to the pleasure of climbing a dangerous Alp; but it is a pleasure which is confined strictly to people who can find pleasure in it.
-- Mark Twain


This was an awesome three weeks in which I carried far too heavy a pack, lost 7 pounds, stepped on over 50 bolts, and took a bunch of pictures.

Oh... also... Jackie and I attempted eight big alpine routes in the Swiss and French alps. And we were successful on seven of them.


We started in Goschenen, Switzerland, hiking up to Salbit. Turns out tent camping is not allowed anywhere in this valley (tent camping is allowed everywhere else we go this trip, some tents are set up just meters from the huts, but most are a respectful distance). We stayed at the bivy hut below the West Ridge of Salbit. Both to save money and to be closer to the start of the South Ridge route than we would be at Salbit Hut.

We took it easy our first day. Getting on Incredible (260m, 7 pitches) a route up Gemsplanggen which is basically the east ridge of Salbit. It goes pretty quickly at around 5.10a. After Incredible, we stashed our ropes near the base of South Ridge to lighten our load the next morning.

Waking at 4am for South Ridge (590m, about 18 pitches) we hiked from the hut, grabbed our ropes, scrambled up the approach gully, and reached the start of the first pitch around 6am. It was a really fun climb with a variety of climbing. The topo said something about two points of aid somewhere around pitch 7. I grabbed every draw and stepped on every bolt... just so I wouldn't accidentally miss the two points of aid. At least two of the pitches were solid 5.10, but a majority of the climbing was 5.6 to 5.8. There were three rappels during the climb as we would reach the top of towers and have to go down to stay on the ridge. We reached the summit around 3:30pm and walked to the Salbit Needle, but an approaching thunderstorm encouraged us to go down. The long descent was well blazed and had some short sections of via ferrata. We were back in our bivy hut around 7:20pm. Not bad for a big grade IV route.

Then we took a rest day.

The next day was drizzly all day. Good for hiking if not climbing. We hiked up and down and up and up and up and down and up to the Bergsee Hut. We passed two via ferratas, one of which was massive. The whole hike took me 11 hours with my too heavy pack. It kinda broke my quads and they never fully recovered for the rest of the trip. Luckily, Jackie was always willing to take a little more weight in her pack. Our heavy double ropes, 12 days of food, and full camping gear had me carrying a 70+ pound pack at the start of the trip. I'll never make that mistake again. Most people stay and eat at the huts so they just carry a few snacks and their climbing gear. Expensive, but easier on the quads.

Weather sucks. Luckily, because I need a rest day.

We want to climb the South Ridge of Bergseeschijen (350m, 11 pitches) but the weather still sucks. We wait an hour to see if it clears. Nothing. So we decide to do the Krokodil via ferrata. It is the only one we do for fun the entire trip. The others are just part of a hike or descent. And Krokodil is fun! After, the weather still hasn't cleared. A tiny tiny section of the sky turns blue for 30 seconds. We start up the South Ridge. We finish the 11 pitch route in under 3 hours. I'd put the grade around 5.6, but we had visibility less than 30m the entire time. Too bad because the views would have been spectacular. That night we hike back to the road and camp just above Goscheneralp.

We take the train to Grenoble where we get a cheap airbnb. From there we rent a car and drive to Briancon and from there to Ailefroide at the eastern edge of the Ecrin mountains. At a campground that is five times bigger than Miguels, we sit in our car through several long rain storms.

The next morning the weather has cleared and we hop on Palavar les Flots (430m, 12 pitches). This climb is supposed to be around 5.8, but it feels like a 4th class scramble. We finish in well under 3 hours. Which is good because it storms all afternoon.

Our next Ailefroide climb is La Cocarde (230m, 6 pitches). Goes around 5.8 with a few harder moves. We finish early. Before the rain.

The next day we aim for Soleil Trompeur. We get an early start, but hike up the wrong gully. That costs us at least 90 minutes. We finally get on the climb and do the first 4 pitches (around 5.7) pretty quickly. But the weather looks ominous and we want to drive to Les Etages in the afternoon. So we head down after just 4 pitches. Our one bail of the trip. But it works out well because the storm does move in, and we still have a very long day ahead: hiking out, looking at Chamoix deer in the park, driving several hours to Les Etages on the western side of the Ecrins, and hiking up to Aiguille Dibona. We set up our tent as the sun dips below the horizon.

Up early for our fourth day in a row of climbing. I'm tired. Jackie is tired. But Aiguille Dibona is gorgeous. We climb Visite Obligatoire (450m, 13 pitches) and it is one of my all time favorite climbs. A direct line straight up an absolutely stunning tower. Sustained 5.10 climbing for eight of the thirteen pitches. Bolts where you need them most, but you would never mistake it for a sport route. We had great weather, great company, gorgeous views, amazing climbing, and a 2000' glissade on the descent! If you go climbing in France, do not miss this climb. Seriously.

Excited for a travel/rest day, we head to Chamonix where we camp at Les Arolles (which is French for "I don't know, try turning your wifi off and on, then see if you can connect").

Still tired the next day, we go for a day hike. Carrying no climbing gear! We hike to Plateau des Pyramides and get great views of Glacier des Bossons.

Rest over! We load up our packs with camping and climbing gear. We don't need no stinking tram! A tough 4 hour hike gets us to the Plan de l'Aiguille where we set up camp in a gorgeous location.

Last climb of the trip... Arete des Papillons (250m, 14 pitches) mostly 5.8 with a few moves of 5.10 on the crux pitch. The climb goes quickly and we are back to our gorgeous tent site in plenty of time to watch the sun set.

Done with the climbing and hiking portion of the trip, we take a bus to Lyon where I'm a tour guide for the day. We do EVERYTHING! Croix-Rousse market, Tete de Or zoo, Fouvere, ice cream, Museum of Confluence, Decathalon, more ice cream with Lindsay. All in record breaking heat.

Then we head to Paris where we again do EVERYTHING! Musee de Orsay (free admission day! we see every gallery), Louvre and Notre Dame (just the grounds), we attempt to see the catacombs but waiting three hours in the sun doesn't sound like a good idea. We visit Sacre Coure. Then go for night views of the Eiffel Tower (mandatory!), and the Arch de Triumph, and the Moulin Rouge.

Phew!

Flying never goes well for me. (Category:  Climbing)

Flying never goes well for me.    Ithaca, Syracuse -- 7/15/2018

But I made it to Zurich and met up with Jackie (Category:  Climbing)

But I made it to Zurich and met up with Jackie    Zurich, Switzerland -- 7/16/2018

Four Burger Kings in the train station. (Category:  Climbing)

Four Burger Kings in the train station. Better to meet by the giant spider's web.    Zurich, Switzerland -- 7/16/2018

Ready to start hiking (Category:  Climbing)

Ready to start hiking    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/17/2018

Ready to start hiking (Category:  Climbing)

Ready to start hiking    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/17/2018

On the way to Salbit (Category:  Climbing)

On the way to Salbit    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/17/2018

On the way to Salbit (Category:  Climbing)

On the way to Salbit    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/17/2018

Great view of Salbit (Category:  Climbing)

Great view of Salbit    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/17/2018

So Alpine! (Category:  Climbing)

So Alpine!    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/17/2018

The bridge. I think we crossed it five times. (Category:  Climbing)

The bridge. I think we crossed it five times.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/17/2018

Approaching Incredible on Gemsplanggen, the long ridge east of Salbit. (Category:  Climbing)

Approaching Incredible on Gemsplanggen, the long ridge east of Salbit.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/18/2018

Climbing Incredible (Category:  Climbing)

Climbing Incredible    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/18/2018

Climbing Incredible (Category:  Climbing)

Climbing Incredible    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/18/2018

Atop Incredible. (Category:  Climbing)

Atop Incredible. Jackie is in airplane mode to save battery.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/18/2018

Rappelling the snowfield at the bottom of Incredible (Category:  Climbing)

Rappelling the snowfield at the bottom of Incredible    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/18/2018

Sheep (Category:  Climbing)

Sheep    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/18/2018

6:20am. Getting ready to rope up at the start of the South Ridge of Salbit. (Category:  Climbing)

6:20am. Getting ready to rope up at the start of the South Ridge of Salbit. Anya and Blazej are just ahead of us.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

Attempted murder (Category:  Climbing)

Attempted murder    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

Anya leading the fifth pitch (Category:  Climbing)

Anya leading the fifth pitch    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

This photo is of Anya and Blazej who were just ahead of us on Salbitschijen. (Category:  Climbing)

This photo is of Anya and Blazej who were just ahead of us on Salbitschijen. They are starting up the fifth pitch which is the start of the second tower. We are at the top of the first tower (fourth pitch) and about to rappel to their position. The photo was taken at 8am so the ridge is sharply defined with the east side in full sun and the west in shade.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

Anya and Blazej on the final three pitches of Salbit South Ridge. (Category:  Climbing)

Anya and Blazej on the final three pitches of Salbit South Ridge.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

Anya and Blazej on the final three pitches of Salbit South Ridge. (Category:  Climbing)

Anya and Blazej on the final three pitches of Salbit South Ridge.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

Anya's shot of me getting ready to do the final rappel before moving to the headwall of Salbit. (Category:  Climbing)

Anya's shot of me getting ready to do the final rappel before moving to the headwall of Salbit. I'm the little dot on the left bump in the lower center of the photo.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

Jackie glad to be on top of Salbit (Category:  Climbing)

Jackie glad to be on top of Salbit    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

The West Ridge of Salbit. Another stunning climb! Next trip? (Category:  Climbing)

The West Ridge of Salbit. Another stunning climb! Next trip?    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

The Salbit needle. We didn't climb it because a thunderstorm was moving our way. (Category:  Climbing)

The Salbit needle. We didn't climb it because a thunderstorm was moving our way.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

Starting the Salbit descent (Category:  Climbing)

Starting the Salbit descent    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/19/2018

Our wonderful bivy hut! (Category:  Climbing)

Our wonderful bivy hut!    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/20/2018

Hat tip to the Paso del Viento refugio in Patagonia (Category:  Climbing)

Hat tip to the Paso del Viento refugio in Patagonia    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/20/2018

We found this nearly Schafkopf deck in the hut. Sixes? (Category:  Climbing)

Over Queen, Under Jack!!!

We found this nearly Schafkopf deck in the hut. Sixes?    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/20/2018

Rest day = hair washing (Category:  Climbing)

Rest day = hair washing    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/20/2018

Big via ferrata on the hike from Salbit Hut to Voralp Hut (Category:  Climbing)

Big via ferrata on the hike from Salbit Hut to Voralp Hut    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/21/2018

Big via ferrata on the hike from Salbit Hut to Voralp Hut (Category:  Climbing)

Big via ferrata on the hike from Salbit Hut to Voralp Hut    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/21/2018

Ladders into the fog (Category:  Climbing)

Ladders into the fog    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/21/2018

Some of these ladders have a factor 10+ fall on them, (Category:  Climbing)

Some of these ladders have a factor 10+ fall on them, so even if we had via ferrata kits (which we didn't... we were just using climbing slings) a fall would have been pretty serious.    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/21/2018

Resting (Category:  Climbing)

Resting    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/21/2018

Baby marmot? (Category:  Climbing)

Baby marmot?    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/21/2018

Sheep in the Mist (Category:  Climbing)

The role of Jackie is slated to be played by Sigourney Weaver in the movie version

Sheep in the Mist    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/21/2018

Rest day at Bergsee Hut (Category:  Climbing)

Rest day at Bergsee Hut    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/22/2018

Bergsee Hut (Category:  Climbing)

Bergsee Hut    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/22/2018

Goscheneralpsee (Category:  Climbing)

Goscheneralpsee    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/22/2018

A very foreshortened Bergsee with the Krokodil in front (Category:  Climbing)

A very foreshortened Bergsee with the Krokodil in front    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/22/2018

Bergsee Hut (Category:  Climbing)

Bergsee Hut    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/22/2018

Klettersteig Krokodil (Category:  Climbing)

Klettersteig Krokodil    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/23/2018

Klettersteig Krokodil (Category:  Climbing)

Klettersteig Krokodil    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/23/2018

Camping spot in Goscheneralp (Category:  Climbing)

Camping spot in Goscheneralp    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/23/2018

Beautiful morning in Goscheneralp (Category:  Climbing)

Beautiful morning in Goscheneralp    Goschenen, Switzerland -- 7/24/2018

Farmer's market haul! (Category:  Climbing)

Farmer's market haul!    Grenoble, France -- 7/25/2018

My pack won't fit in this car. (Category:  Climbing)

My pack won't fit in this car.
The car might fit in my pack.    Grenoble, France -- 7/25/2018

Palavar les Flots (Category:  Climbing)

Palavar les Flots    Ailefroide, France -- 7/26/2018

Atop Palavar les Flots. (Category:  Climbing)

Atop Palavar les Flots. The massive campground is barely visible in the valley below.    Ailefroide, France -- 7/26/2018

Climber on Palavar les Flots (Category:  Climbing)

Climber on Palavar les Flots    Ailefroide, France -- 7/26/2018

Soaking my sore feet in the frigid river (Category:  Climbing)

Soaking my sore feet in the frigid river    Ailefroide, France -- 7/26/2018

La Cocarde (Category:  Climbing)

La Cocarde    Ailefroide, France -- 7/27/2018

La Cocarde (Category:  Climbing)

La Cocarde    Ailefroide, France -- 7/27/2018

Soleil Trompeur, third pitch (Category:  Climbing)

Soleil Trompeur, third pitch    Ecrin Mountains, France -- 7/28/2018

Saving battery with airplane mode on Soleil Trompeur (Category:  Climbing)

Saving battery with airplane mode on Soleil Trompeur    Ailefroide, France -- 7/28/2018

Very glad to find 24 square feet of relatively level space to pitch our tent after a long day. (Category:  Climbing)

Very glad to find 24 square feet of relatively level space to pitch our tent after a long day.    Les Etages, France -- 7/28/2018

About 200m up Visite Obligatoire. (Category:  Climbing)

About 200m up Visite Obligatoire. Note that I put Jackie in airplane mode before starting this pitch.    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

Spanish climber coming up Visite Obligatoire (Category:  Climbing)

Spanish climber coming up Visite Obligatoire    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

Jackie around pitch 8 of Visite Obligatoire (Category:  Climbing)

Jackie around pitch 8 of Visite Obligatoire    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

On the summit of Aiguille Dibona via Visite Obligatoire! (Category:  Climbing)

On the summit of Aiguille Dibona via Visite Obligatoire! Jackie is still in airplane mode.    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

Atop Aiguille Dibona (Category:  Climbing)

Atop Aiguille Dibona    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

Jackie atop Aiguille Dibona via Visite Obligatoire (Category:  Climbing)

Jackie atop Aiguille Dibona via Visite Obligatoire    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

Jackie had a rough day. She dropped a belay glove around pitch 1. (Category:  Climbing)

Darn Tough Luck

Jackie had a rough day. She dropped a belay glove around pitch 1. Then she dropped an approach shoe and sock from pitch 8. Luckily someone saw the shoe fall and put it up on a boulder near the hut. But she never found the glove or sock.    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

Aiguille Dibona (Category:  Climbing)

Aiguille Dibona    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

Aiguille Dibona (Category:  Climbing)

Aiguille Dibona    Les Etages, France -- 7/29/2018

The rappel anchors in France are really easy to find (Category:  Climbing)

The rappel anchors in France are really easy to find    Les Etages, France -- 7/30/2018

Palais de l'Isle (Category:  Climbing)

Palais de l'Isle    Annecy, France -- 7/30/2018

Jackie and the Mastadon Tusk (Category:  Climbing)

Mastadon Tusk #1

Jackie and the Mastadon Tusk    Chamonix, France -- 7/31/2018

Chamonix (Category:  Climbing)

Chamonix    Chamonix, France -- 7/31/2018

Glacier des Bossons (Category:  Climbing)

Glacier des Bossons    Chamonix, France -- 7/31/2018

View from our camp site at Lac Bleu (Category:  Climbing)

View from our camp site at Lac Bleu    Chamonix, France -- 8/1/2018

View from our camp site at Lac Bleu (Category:  Climbing)

View from our camp site at Lac Bleu    Chamonix, France -- 8/1/2018

View from our camp site at Lac Bleu (Category:  Climbing)

View from our camp site at Lac Bleu    Chamonix, France -- 8/1/2018

Our camp site at Lac Bleu (Category:  Climbing)

Our camp site at Lac Bleu    Chamonix, France -- 8/1/2018

A big thunderstorm rolled through and then we were treated to sun (Category:  Climbing)

A big thunderstorm rolled through and then we were treated to sun showers and a double rainbow    Chamonix, France -- 8/1/2018

A big thunderstorm rolled through and then we were treated to sun (Category:  Climbing)

A big thunderstorm rolled through and then we were treated to sun showers and a double rainbow    Chamonix, France -- 8/1/2018

A big thunderstorm rolled through and then we were treated to sun (Category:  Climbing)

A big thunderstorm rolled through and then we were treated to sun showers and a double rainbow. That's Arete des Papillons on the right.    Chamonix, France -- 8/1/2018

A big thunderstorm rolled through and then we were treated to sun (Category:  Climbing)

A big thunderstorm rolled through and then we were treated to sun showers and a double rainbow    Chamonix, France -- 8/1/2018

Sunrise (Category:  Climbing)

Sunrise    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

Arete des Papillons (Category:  Climbing)

Arete des Papillons    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

View from Arete des Papillons (Category:  Climbing)

View from Arete des Papillons    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

Climber on Arete des Papillons (Category:  Climbing)

Climber on Arete des Papillons    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

Climber on the crux pitch of Arete des Papillons (Category:  Climbing)

Climber on the crux pitch of Arete des Papillons    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

Rappelling the snowfield at the base of Peigne. (Category:  Climbing)

Rappelling the snowfield at the base of Peigne. Last rappel of the trip. We are minutes from passing tourists and being done with the climbing portion of our trip.    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

Arete des Papillons viewed from the descent (Category:  Climbing)

Arete des Papillons viewed from the descent    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

Sunset (Category:  Climbing)

Sunset    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

Sunset (Category:  Climbing)

Sunset    Chamonix, France -- 8/2/2018

Giraffe (Category:  Climbing)

Giraffe    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Krokodil... the non-Klettersteig type (Category:  Climbing)

Krokodil... the non-Klettersteig type    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Fouvere (Category:  Climbing)

Fouvere    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Fouvere (Category:  Climbing)

Fouvere    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Fouvere (Category:  Climbing)

Fouvere    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Confluence of Rhone and Saone rivers (Category:  Climbing)

Confluence of Rhone and Saone rivers    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Jackie and the (Category:  Climbing)

Jackie and the Manatees Dugongs    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Silk loom (Category:  Climbing)

Silk loom    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Jackie and the Mastadon Tusk (Category:  Climbing)

Mastadon Tusk #2

Jackie and the Mastadon Tusk    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Musee des Confluences (Category:  Climbing)

Musee des Confluences    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

Record breaking heat (Category:  Climbing)

Record breaking heat    Lyon, France -- 8/4/2018

A Portrait of the Artist Rolling His Eyes (Category:  Climbing)

A Portrait of the Artist Rolling His Eyes    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

Paris (Category:  Climbing)

Paris    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

Tourists (Category:  Climbing)

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Tourists    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

Louvre (Category:  Climbing)

Louvre    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

Notre Dame (Category:  Climbing)

Notre Dame    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

Sacre Coure (Category:  Climbing)

Sacre Coure    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

I felt bad walking around a cathedral during a service... until I saw this (Category:  Climbing)

I felt bad walking around a cathedral during a service... until I saw this    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

Sacre Coure (Category:  Climbing)

Sacre Coure    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

When keychains hit six for a euro... buy! (Category:  Climbing)

When keychains hit six for a euro... buy!    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

Arc de Triomphe (Category:  Climbing)

Arc de Triomphe    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

The greatest thing... (Category:  Climbing)

The greatest thing...    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

...you'll ever learn... (Category:  Climbing)

...you'll ever learn...    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

...is just to love and be loved in return (Category:  Climbing)

...is just to love and be loved in return    Paris, France -- 8/5/2018

TSA: It is forbidden. This metal. Forbidden. It is forbidden. (Category:  Climbing)

TSA: It is forbidden. This metal. Forbidden. It is forbidden.

Jackie: These aren't the droids you are looking for.

TSA: These aren't the droids we are looking for. Move along.

   Paris, France -- 8/6/2018