With Mom and Dad at the Peabody Museum. They had a really good Samurai exhibit. And dinosaurs.

Me:  Why did the hipster hate the Peabody Museum of Natural History?
Mom: Why?
Me:  Because he liked dinosaurs back when they were underground.
Dad: Huh?
Mom: Because dinosaurs aren't hip?
Me:  Sorry. It wasn't my best joke.
Mom: Dinosaurs are cool?
Dad: I don't get it.
Me:  It was my best Museum of Natural History joke.
Dad: It was like one of my jokes.
Me:  No!

   New Haven, CT -- 5/16/2015